Steps to obtaining a clean backside: Step 1. Enter shower with a bar of soap and a wash cloth. I know men do not use wash cloths, but it is critical to obtain a clean backside. Step 2. Once in shower, rub your wet wash cloth and bar soap together until the wash cloth is…
FEMALE:Take a deep breath and relax. Go for a jog or fast walk and get some endorphins flowing. Get a massage or a long soak in the bathtub with some candles. Time to refocus on things that matter. Life is too short. Keep your head above the water and avoid escalating negativity by communicating with…
[PL = Pathetic Loser] Not mutually exclusive… The Romantic PL – Remembers a stripper’s birthday and shows up with a box of chocolates. “Let me take you away from all this” (not realizing she’s in her element at the club). The Frugal PL – Will go out of his way to save $5 on parking,…
1. Making like a gynecologist Sure, you’re curious about what a pussy looks like up close. Go ahead and take a good look. But don’t spread her labia open so wide that she feels like she’s getting her annual pelvic exam at the gynecologist. Just use your fingertips to gently hold back her lips and…
Here are some common terms and acronyms useful to the International Forum. Prices in the following FAQ(s) should be in local currency. Use this website to convert to US dollars, http://www.xe.com/ucc/. a go go = Thai strip club from which you can take ladies BA = Buenos Aires B = as in 200B; Baht; Thai…
Common adult sex terms, abbreviations, codes, codewords, terminology, acronyms, lingo, glossary. What does this mean, what is the definition of, dictionary defined, and what do the letters stand for: AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront. ABC = american born chinese ABJ = american born japanese…
It was a dark and stormy night, and the big day had arrived: my date for a freebie with FrenchKiss. I had no intention of having sex with her. Not my type. Besides, I would ruin her for other men, and it seemed uncivil to do that while getting a freebie. No, what I wanted…
Ah, sucking dick. For the penis owner, it’s a wonderful thing. For the mouth owner, it can also be a wonderful thing. Getting off and hearing/making somebody get off are both awesome, and when it’s done conscientiously, it will be remembered and cherished for many many masturbatory sessions to come. Heh. Come. I just made…
first of all I whould like to say that im proud to be a provider and i love my job!most of the men i come incounter with are very pleased with my company how ever ther is a manthat was not so pleased.I personaly think that this person may be an emposture. my ex resently…
Any time you are ready my friend, go ahead and feel free to pull the plug on my forum……. If you could, make it sooner than later before I change my mind, I don’t want to stop myself from doing this….. Having my own forum is only contributing to bringing in new guests to the…